Well Excuuuuuuuuuuse Me

I dreamt last night that I was being shown the new Legend of Zelda game for the Wii. The graphical style was similar to Ocarina of Time down to the number of polygons and the stretched-out textures. Link had the ability to hammer pegs with his head and I spent most of the demo in a large chamber jumping between long skinny platforms that created a kind of corkscrew pattern. The jumps were extremely risky and after almost every one there was nearly five minutes of dialogue with an unseen spiritual presence. When the demo ended the people who had let me play the game handed me a promotional brochure about the game and then left. Expect The Legend of Zelda: Boring Ugly Phone-In in Q3 2010.